Paris hilton involved in a Brawl?

According to P Hil's blog: 

"All hell broke loose, it was like something out of a fight movie... Doug was fighting off like 6 guys, but of course he was stronger... thank god he was there to protect me, it was like a bunch of animals!"

Paris, we love you... but Doug the Douche is NOT a knight in shining armor honey, he is a cunt, and you can do better...

No More Lipstick... :(

Brooke Shield's show, Lipstick Jungle has just gotten the axe...

Now what will Brooky-Poo do?

McDonalds is hiring...

RoseAnne's returning to Tv?

T.v.'s Roseanne, is reprtedly making a return to television in an unnamned pilot written by Jim Vallely from "Arrested Development"

I was a tad worried that our favorite Jew would be making a mistake by returning to tv...but it is written by an Arrested Development alumni, so it HAS to be good...

Thank god Rosie dropped some weight... High definition is not flattering for an obese bitch's ass...

No Sexfron in "Footloose" Remake

According to imdb.com

High School Musical hunk Zac Efron won't be getting Footloose anytime soon - the actor has pulled out of the movie remake.
Efron was slated to take over Kevin Bacon's lead role in the updated film, but Paramount Pictures executives have confirmed he's no longer their star.
A statement reads, "Footloose is a project we've longed to see rebooted for a new generation. While Zac is no longer attached, we remain excited."

Good for him... dropping out of musicals should put an end to the gay rumors...

while its good for him... its bad for us...

Nicolas Cage Rapes the Competition...

What the fuck is wrong with you people???!!!

Nicolas Cage (and his bald-ass head) destroyed the competition in the weekend box office with "Knowing"...

WTF?!?!?!

A- Rod Loves him some hookers...

Sources have revealed that yankees superstar, Alex Rodriguez, was a client at an escorts agency!!!

He asked a hooker what her plans were for the night and the madam replied, "I'm having dinner with my boyfriend. But if you're looking for someone to hang out with, here's a number," slipping the Yankee her business card.

He then supposedly boned the broads over half a dozen times!!!

A-Rod has been previously linked to Madonna... and now he's with hookers???

WEll, the man DEFINITELY has a type...

New, old Angelina movie

27 years ago, in 1982... a 4 year old Angelina Jolie starred in an indie comedy called "Shampoo"
And now, it is FINALLY getting a release date...

After 27 years on the shelf, this better be one damn good movie...