Quote of the Day...

Actress Mischa Barton on March 19th said about her new show, "A Beautiful Life":

"My character is a bitchy model-type character, like it's a totally different character for me."

Yeah, because mischa has never played a beautiful bitch before...

Its ok, we love you....

Kids Choice Winners...

Here is the list of winners from last nights Kids choice awards...
Do you guys agree with the choices?

Favorite Movie - High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Favorite Animated Movie - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Favorite Voice from an Animated Movie - Jack Black (Kung Fu Panda)
Favorite Male Movie Star - Will Smith
Favorite Female Movie Star - Vanessa Hudgens
Favorite TV Show - iCarly
Favorite Reality Show - American Idol
Favorite Cartoon - SpongeBob SquarePants
Favorite TV Actress - Selena Gomez (Wizards of Waverly Place)
Favorite TV Actor - Dylan Sprouse (The Suite Life of Zack and Cody)
Favorite Song - Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) by Beyonce
Favorite Music Group - Jonas Brothers
Favorite Male Singer - Jesse McCartney
Favorite Female Singer - Miley Cyrus
Favorite Male Athlete - Peyton Manning
Favorite Female Athlete - Candace Parker
Big Green Help Award - Leonardo DiCaprio
Favorite Video Game - Guitar Hero World Tour
Favorite Book - Twilight series

Can't wait!!!

I am sooooo excited to see SexFron's new flick, 17 Again.

He is looking fine as hell on the poster... All the Single ladies and gays... put your hands up, head down, and worship this god... lol

Loving you some Khloe?

Wow, you guys REALLY love Khloe Kardashian... she won the poll for "Favorite Kardashian " with 6 of the 7 votes...

It's ok... we love her too.

Monsters Vs. Aliens Dominates...

The new Animated movie, Monsters vs. Aliens DOMINATED at the box office, de-throning last weeks champ "Knowing"...

Thank God,

we hate us some Nicholas Cage...

He's a bastard.

The animated comedy drew in 58.2 million dollars... wow, you guys love some monsters... and aliens...

The movie stars Will Arnett, Reese Witherspoon, Seth Rogan, Hugh Laurie, Rainn Wilson, Stephen Colbert, Keifer Sutherland, Amy Poehler and a ton of other celebs...

Amanda Bynes gets "Canned"

Beautiful/talented actress, Amanda Bynes, has signed on to do a pilot for a new ABC comedy titled "Canned". The plot is about a group of friends who gets fired on the same day...

Bynes will play SaraBeth, a girl from the mid west who gets taken advantage of by her boss...

We don't know when the comedy is set to air, but we can't WAIT!

We love us some Amanda...

Paris hilton involved in a Brawl?

According to P Hil's blog: 

"All hell broke loose, it was like something out of a fight movie... Doug was fighting off like 6 guys, but of course he was stronger... thank god he was there to protect me, it was like a bunch of animals!"

Paris, we love you... but Doug the Douche is NOT a knight in shining armor honey, he is a cunt, and you can do better...

No More Lipstick... :(

Brooke Shield's show, Lipstick Jungle has just gotten the axe...

Now what will Brooky-Poo do?

McDonalds is hiring...

RoseAnne's returning to Tv?

T.v.'s Roseanne, is reprtedly making a return to television in an unnamned pilot written by Jim Vallely from "Arrested Development"

I was a tad worried that our favorite Jew would be making a mistake by returning to tv...but it is written by an Arrested Development alumni, so it HAS to be good...

Thank god Rosie dropped some weight... High definition is not flattering for an obese bitch's ass...

No Sexfron in "Footloose" Remake

According to imdb.com

High School Musical hunk Zac Efron won't be getting Footloose anytime soon - the actor has pulled out of the movie remake.
Efron was slated to take over Kevin Bacon's lead role in the updated film, but Paramount Pictures executives have confirmed he's no longer their star.
A statement reads, "Footloose is a project we've longed to see rebooted for a new generation. While Zac is no longer attached, we remain excited."

Good for him... dropping out of musicals should put an end to the gay rumors...

while its good for him... its bad for us...

Nicolas Cage Rapes the Competition...

What the fuck is wrong with you people???!!!

Nicolas Cage (and his bald-ass head) destroyed the competition in the weekend box office with "Knowing"...

WTF?!?!?!

A- Rod Loves him some hookers...

Sources have revealed that yankees superstar, Alex Rodriguez, was a client at an escorts agency!!!

He asked a hooker what her plans were for the night and the madam replied, "I'm having dinner with my boyfriend. But if you're looking for someone to hang out with, here's a number," slipping the Yankee her business card.

He then supposedly boned the broads over half a dozen times!!!

A-Rod has been previously linked to Madonna... and now he's with hookers???

WEll, the man DEFINITELY has a type...

New, old Angelina movie

27 years ago, in 1982... a 4 year old Angelina Jolie starred in an indie comedy called "Shampoo"
And now, it is FINALLY getting a release date...

After 27 years on the shelf, this better be one damn good movie...

Embarassing Celeb Photos...

On top, we have Kim K sporting a nasty wedgie...

and on the bottom we see britbrit's Vaj... 

nice, very classy, ladies...

Ellen DeGeneres: Mother?

Apparently, funny woman Ellen DeGeneres is now set to play a representation of "Mother nature" in a film by Walden Media...

Smoke that grass, Ellen... we DO love our lesbians

We always knew that our Earth was of the gay persuasion...

Mischa Barton: Too skinny?

Mischa Barton, otherwise known as the D lister from "The OC" is starring in a pilot for a drama on the CW network about a supermodel calle "A Beautiful Life". However, if she doesn't put on some pounds, she is fired...

Eat a damn cheeseburger!

We love you Mischa, whether you are a skinny bitch or not... we still love you...

Michael Lohan never shuts up!!!

Michael Lohan, you know, the guy who fathered Lindsay and has that blog has a SERIOUS problem with his daughters lesbian relationship...



After a warrant was issued for Lindsay's arrest on Friday, Michael said he was GLAD, becaus this would be a wake up call for her...





Someone needs to stop hating, and embrace the rainbow, DAMMIT!

Get Your DVD's

This week was great for DVD releases...

Here's the list of movies that were release on March 10th

• Rachel Getting Married


• Role Models


• Milk

Milk is GREAT btw... check it out, or go fuck yourself...

your choice...

Knightley Quits "Pirates"

Keira Knightly, of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise has dropped out of the 4th movie...

she says she is "done with the franchise"

What a bitch... How dare you refuse to be in a movie you low life cunt...

Here's to hoping that Keira dies a slow, painful death....

ok, seriously JUST KIDDING... I'm not that big of a bitch...

Spears update!!!

Ok, so... Just wanted to update you guys on two of our favorite attention whores, Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears...

Now, this happened a few days ago, but during a concert performance, Britney had a wardrobe malfunction...

Her vagina (or as we lovingly call it her "Penis Fly Trap") was hanging out of her costume... She then proceeded to exit the stage and then commented on her pussy hanging out...(Btw, britbrit, EVERYONE has seen your peesh, its old news)

In the Jamie Lynn department...

Bet you guys had forgotten about JLS...

well, besides sucking her husbands dick and popping out a baby, Jamie Lynn is actually attempting to salvage her career... as a COUNTRY SINGER! That's right, Britney's lil sis is pulling a Jessica Simpson and recording a Country album...

Good luck to them both!

Melrose is back, and GAYER than ever... literally

Among the rumored new cast of Melrose Place is:

Mischa Barton (You know, The OC alumni who is probably a lesbian)

Ashlee Simpson is set to play a girl from the south who move to Melrose... WITH A SECRET... lol

and Johnathan Bennett is essentially playing himself (The character is a sexy gay man)

Who will join next?

Lance Bass?

Lindsay Lohan?

Ellen?

Perez Hilton?

who knows...

Brown and Rihanna to Duet for upcoming album...

How dumb of her...

First, taking the woman beater back, and now you are trying to help his career...

We wonder what the song will be called... here are some ideas...

"He touched Me (Then Beat the shit outta me)"

"My Achey, Breaky, Face"

"Give me the Neosporin, the Wound Just re-opened"

or our personal favorite...

"Rape Me... cos you have already done everything else to me"

Needs to Eat a Damn Cheeseburger...

Lindsay Lohan, is looking Scary thin these days...

Lindsay, don't you know it's not just enough to eat out your girlfriend... you have to eat out a pie every now and then too!

We Called It!!!

Actor/Sexy Man, Johnathan Bennett, who played Aaron Samuels in Mean Girls, is OUT of the closet!!!

Not that it wasn't obvious or anything, he practically has "I'm a Flamer" tattooed on his penis... but...

WE called it a LONG time ago though...

you ladies out there will be dissappointed...

Beauty Killer

Our FAVORITE tranny... Miss Queen Cunt herself, Jeffree Star, is recording a full-length CD!

It is entitled "Beauty Killer", and will be out this summer!

Confirmed tracks include:

"Louis Vuitton Body Bag"

"Size of Your Boat"

"Delicately Destroyed" and

"Mascara + Mistakes = Murder!"

We are SO excited!!!

The Truth About Diamonds...

This goes out to all you Nicole Richie Fans...

Richie's book, "The Truth about Diamonds", is getting turned into a television series!!!

Can't wait!

FINALLY!

Some Amanda news...

apparently, Mrs. Bynes is developing a script with "She's the Man" director Andy Fickman...

THANK GOD...

News For you Twilight Fans...

Sources confirmed that, YES, Dakota Fanning will join the cast of Twilight for the sequel, "New Moon"...

Fanning will play a Volturi, Jane in the sequel to last years smash hit, due out November 2009...

Thoughts?

Mini-Kardashian?

Does one of the Kardashian sisters want a baby?

Apparently, the three infamous sisters rented a chimp in the upcoming season of E!'s "Keeping up with the Kardashians" because mother Kris had babies on the brain...

and Kim K. wants a baby too, admitting that she wouldn't mind giving Octo Fuck a run for her money...

what do you guys think?

Thank JESUS!

Some sources were saying that M.I.A. had named her son Ickitt...

However M.I.A. confirmed today that these reports are false...

thank you Jesus... mad props to you...

Zac Efron's mom buys him condoms?

High School Musical star Zac Efron's mum was so shocked by photos of her son and his girlfriend in a sex shop, she has started buying him condoms for Christmas.
The 21 year old assured his mum, Starla, the sex shop shots with Vanessa Hudgens were a lot more innocent than they seemed, but she's taking no chances.
Efron tells Elle magazine, "It was Hallows Eve like, two years ago. It was just a costume store. In the back they have an adult section for adult costumes. And this nice older woman asked for a photo.
"(But) my mom is like, 'Zac, what did you buy in a sex shop?' I was like, 'Mom, calm down, it’s not a sex shop.' She wouldn’t have any of it. She’s like, 'I knew you were being sexual!'"
But the picture that shocked his mum gave her an idea for the perfect grown-up Christmas gift for her famous son.
Efron explains, "My stocking was full of condoms this Christmas. She buys me the economy box."

Ready for More Remakes???

Mischa Barton is heading back to TV - she's in negotiations to star in the Melrose Place remake.
The former O.C. star has confirmed she is in talks to join the cast of the show.
Barton ended her run as rich kid Marissa Cooper on teen drama The O.C. in 2006.
TV bosses at U.S. network The CW, who brought back Beverly Hills, 90210 as a spin-off last year, have ordered the production of a pilot episode of the new Melrose Place.
The show, which ran from 1992 to 1999, launched the careers of Marcia Cross and Kristin Davis and was notorious for its sensationalist storylines and extravagant characters.
Filmmaker Davis Guggenheim, who won an Oscar for his 2006 documentary An Inconvenient Truth, has been recruited to direct the update.

Well, if this IS true, I can't wait...

Mischa is my bitch...

School of Rock actor arrested for DUI

School Of Rock actor Joey Gaydos has been arrested for driving under the influence - before he is old enough to drink.
The 17-year-old - who played comedian Jack Black's student guitarist in the 2003 comedy - was pulled over by cops in Michigan last month.
The star, who fronts a band called The Joey Gaydos Group, was allegedly attempting to drive away from a fast food restaurant while intoxicated, reports TMZ.com.

Wow...
How shittastic for him...
I guess that rules him out of the School of Rock sequel...

BritBrit is going on Tour Y'all!!!

here's the set list y'all

CIRCUS
Perez/Parade IntroCircus (Funky Remix)Piece of MeThunderstorm SegueRadar
HOUSE OF FUN (Anything Goes)
Martial Arts SegueOoh Ooh Baby/Hot as IceBoysIf U Seek AmyMe Against the Music (Bollywood)
FREAKSHOW/PEEPSHOW
Everybody's Looking for Something SegueFreakshowGet NakedBritney's HotlineBreathe on Me/Touch of My Hand
ELECTRO CIRC
Break the Ice SegueDo SomethingSlaveDancer Solo Segue/Heartbeat SegueToxicBaby One More Time (Remix)
ENCORE
Womanizer (Extended Remix)Circus Reprise: The Bow

Worshipping Celebs?

Has there ever been a celebrity, that if you saw them you would feel compelled to drop on your knees and worship?

Tell me all about it...
I would worship Miss Spears...
*not the teen mom spears...

JoBros BOMB...

wow...
The new Jonas brothers 3d experience BOMBED this weekend.
It was estimated to make 30 million dollars opening weekend but only accumulated 12.7 million.

that sucks...

She's BACK!

Ugh...
Rihanna is back with the notorious woman beater...
RiRi...
Dear, what happened? Did someone drink a tad too much Turpentine?