Dear Girls and Gays...

You're Welcome.

All the Single Ladies...

Sorry Vanessa...

According to a FEW unreliable sources, our favorite little celebitch, ZacAttack is engaged to the little slut... otherwise known as vanessa hudgens...

however this is NOT true...

Which means one thing...

I still have a chance with ZacAttack.

Octo Mom Shows off the C Section scar...

Well, everyone's favorite attention whore, Octo Mom (or as we lovingly call her, "Octo-Fuck") has been approached to sign a 1 million dollar porn contract...
WHO THE HELL wants to see that C section scar...

* You are going to have to pay the guy who rides her a lot more than 1 million to tap that fat ass...

Remakes Remakes REMAKES!!!

This year is shaping up to contain the SHITTIEST remakes of our time...

Friday the 13th already got remade, as is "The Karate Kid" and "Poltergeist"

Well guess who else jumped on the bandwagon...

Just announced today is a plan to remake "The Neverending Story"

My vote goes to Sean Connery to voice Atreyu....

Seinfeld Returns to Television

It was recently confirmed that Jerry Seinfeld, from tv's Seinfeld will return to th small screen in.... Drum-roll please.....


A show about Hollywood marriages...

Disappointing much?!

Gay Hate?

An asian tv network censored the words "gay" and "lesbian" during their broadcast of the 2009 Academy Awards...

Asian gays were PISSED about this, however...

as they SHOULD BE.

Next they will want to censor gay people entirely....

*enjoy our gay pride angel... shown above...

Seperated at Birth...

At the top we see the pregnant man....

Below that is Dr. Phil...

Aren't those FatAsses just like twins!?

We like PregoMan better...

Mischa looks FAB-u-lous...

Mischa Barton on the cover of Blackbook Magazine...

Wow, that's all I can say...

isn't she gorgeous???

MMMMM....

Do you love it?

Milk cleans up at the Oscars

Sean Penn, won best leading actor in a motion picture for his role in "Milk"

congratulations!!!
SUPPORT YOUR GAYS!!!

My Chemical Romance says "Hell No" to Twilight sequel

Even though cele-bitches such as Vanessa Hudgens, Dakota Fanning, and Madonna have all expressed interest in being in the "Twilight" sequel, "New Moon", Rock band My Chemical Romance wants nothing to do with it...

Front man, Gerard Way says:

"We're very choosy… There were a few films that we didn't do the song for because it didn't fit. I guess a lot of people would say that a vampire movie would fit, but I would disagree with that these days… I don't know if we'd be interested in that"

Personally, I would rather MCR sing on the soundtrack than see Madge or Vanessa...

Box Office Predictions: Feb. 20-22

Ok, so this weekend at the movies was not TOTALLY suck tacular....

According to RopeofSilicon.com, the top 5 movies are expected to be

1.Madea Goes TO Jail- 25 Million

2.Friday the 13th- 17.7 Million

3.Taken- 14.1 Million

4. He's Just Not That Into You- 12.5 Million

5. Coraline- 10.5 Million

You have to admit, Coraline has put up quite a fight for three straight weekends in a row...

GO SEE IT! It's really good!

Also, no where to be seen is the ridiculous looking "Fired Up!"

can you say, "Thank God"?

BOYCOTT CHRIS BROWN...

singer/ notorious woman beater chris brown has attempted two SHITTY apologies for what he did to rihanna...

well, as the above picture clearly shows, Rihanna needs to be avenged...

Who knows? Maybe the "Kiss, Kiss" singer will get HIS ass kicked... when he goes to jail...

BUY THIS NOW!!!

Ok, so the new Lily Allen album is AH-MAAA- ZING...

Seriously... it's EAR-gasmic...

You bitches gotta check it out!

Where's Amanda?

Actress Amanda Bynes has recently been seen at several clubs... but no word yet on her new project....

It's been over a year since any Amanda movie news has been announced....

What the hell happened?

Dark Knight... 4th Highest Grossing Film...

The latest batman movie, "The Dark Knight", as of today has made over 1 Billion dollars worldwide in the box office...

This places it at number four on the list of highest grossing movies list... of all time.

Thats right, our favorite little cinema whore has managed to cross the 1 Billion mark... and we couldn't be prouder...

Why do YOU think it was able to make 1 billion?

Could it be the deaths OFF screen....

or was it just that good of a movie?