New to DVD this week

So there are alot of new DVDs out this week. For comedy and horror lovers there Is Jennifers Body, or if you are in a science fiction mood you can pick up the Tim Burton film 9. Also new to DVD is Paranormal Activity and Pandorum.

Our personal fave is Jennifers body

Also if you are a tv lover, "Glee!" is now out, as well as "United States of Tara"

Enjoy!


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Dear Lesbians...

You are welcome.



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New Britney album?!

According to Britney Spears' team, we could see a new Britney album as soon as May 2010!
According to reports she has recorded several songs for her upcoming album, including one confirmed song "Dirty Girl" with Max Martin, who is responsible for several of Britneys most successful songs ever.
Get excited Britney fans!


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Who hates Lady Gaga?!

Apparently the members of the Westboro Baptist "church" have a problem with the performer. Referring to her as a "slut that God hates", preacher Fred Phelps has decided to go protest her concert in early January... Because she supports "fags".
Ok, I think it's time to introduce the members of this church to a firm bitch slap. Agreed?


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Soooo sorry

Soooo I know lately I have been a total failure as a blogger but I finally have a way to update this silly blog so FEAR NOT! I'm back bitches!!!
As a way to say sorry, enjoy this sexy man below :)


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A First Look

Here is your first look at the new CW series, The Beautiful Life.

It stars Mischa Barton, Corbin Bleu, Sara Paxton, and Elle Macpherson

Awww... poor lohan

Lindsay must be kicking herself in the ass right about now.

Apparently, Lohan turned down a starring role in "The Hangover" because she thought the script had "no potential".

That sucks, could have been her comeback, the movie has already grossed over 200 million...

We just have to say, you fucked up big time Lohan...

Oh God...

Ugh, FUCK ME!

Yet another shittay movie "remake" is in the works...

The 1980's police drama TJ Hooker is coming to the big screen.

With a name like TJ Hooker, we think they should ditch the movie idea and just make some high class porn.

I can see it now, Policemen who punish people who violate the law with cockrings and strap ons...

Much, much better idea

Listen to This!!!

We are loving loving LOVING the new song by Johnnyboyxo!

Its called "Im just JB"

By it now on itunes, is UltraFab

New Alice in Wonderland Stills

Here is a look at the new Alice in Wonderland movie....

SRY

I have not been updating as much as we should...

SORRY,

At the moment, I do not have a computer to use, so any chance i get with a computer is dedicated to this site.

I promise more updates more frequently

Attention Twitter Fans!

You can now follow us on twitter!

Go to:

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You can now follow us on twitter!

Go to:

www.twitter.com/fauxperezhilton

Jennie Garth: Kinky?

Jennie Garth is very creative when it comes to spicing up her sex life...

The actress and "Dancing with the stars" alum makes her husband bring his work home.

Her husband, who plays Dr. Cullen in the Twilight movies, has to portray his vampire character in the bedroom.

well, we always knew you were kinky Jennie!

Slumdog star pens memoir?

And we thought Miley Cyrus was too young!

As it turns out, Rubina Ali is going to have a memoir about her life in poverty published at the tender age of nine.

We thought it was strange that 16 year old Cyrus had a memoir...

While we do think that Rubina's life makes for a far more interesting memoir, who is next?

Dakota or Elle Fanning?

Abigail Breslin?

The list goes on and on.

More Jeffree Star Details...

Jeffree star, aka queen of the beautifuls, has been working on a studio album titled "Beauty Killer"...

tracks that will be featured on the album are

"Prisoner"

"size of your boat"

"Louis Vuitton Bodybag"

and several more, including a song about miley cyrus...

The cd is expected to be released mid july, and he wraps up recording for the project in a week...

are you excited?!

Ed Westwick gets a job?

Alleged hard partier, Ed Westwick, of Gossip Girl Fame, is set to be in a remake of the movie and classic novel, "Wuthering Heights".

Let's hope he doesn't fuck it up big time...

Kung Fu Panda... on tv

Kung fu panda is coming to a tv near you!

It turns out that Nickelodeon has bought 26 episodes of the tv version of the movie... set to air in 2010!

It is not confirmed yet as to whether or not any of the stars will return for the series.

Tina Fey employed her 3 year old daughter??

Many wonder how a brilliant show like "30 Rock" (starring Tina Fey) gets written...

Well, it turns out that its so easy a 3 year old can do it!

Tina enlisted the help of her 3 year old daughter, Alice, who has come up with several catchphrases from the show such as "Normal Sauce" and "Crazy Putty".

Wow... she sure is growing up in her moms footsteps...

Amanda's new do?

Amanda got her hurr did...

Just in time for summer too!

Thoughts?

Heidi Montag fears Swine flu?

According to imdb.com

"Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's marriage has started badly - the newlyweds have been forced to abandon their pre-honeymoon in Mexico over swine flu fears.
In a Twitter.com post, she writes, "So sad to leave Mexico (but) ready to get out of pig flu country!"
The couple hopes to jet off on a proper honeymoon to Fiji or Tahiti."

Marissa Jaret Winoker lands a job!

Star of the original Broadway version of Hairspray, Marissa Jaret Winoker landed a new job!

On a reality show.

The "reality show" tentatively and appropriately titled "Dance your Ass off" is about people dancing to lose weight.

Sounds like art immitating life, huh?

Beyonce in steamy lesbian kiss

Actress Idris Elba, was left dumbfounded when she had to kiss Beyonce only 20 minutes after she met her, for her new movie "Obsessed".

Elba explains, "It was weird when I met her - within 20 minutes we had to kiss. I wasn't complaining. It was full on, we had to do these pictures for the wall and it was full on kissing.
"I was like, 'Oh god, I'm kissing Beyonce, I can't believe it.'

How funny.

ScarJo has Best Breasts?

A new TV celebration has rated their favorite "actress breasts" (not interested)

ScarJo topped the list!

Heres the complete list

1. Scarlet Johannson

2. Salma Hayek
3. Halle Berry

4. Jessica simpson

5. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Gossip Girl Drama?

Actor Chace Crawford is moving out of the New York apartment he shares with his Gossip Girl co-star Ed Westwick and he's on the hunt for his own bachelor pad.
The handsome pair have been real-life roommates since moving to the Big Apple for the U.S. TV drama, and have shared an apartment in Manhattan's Chelsea district since the series began airing in 2007.
But Crawford, 23, is looking for some privacy from Westwick, 21, and is eyeing a move "downtown, in a secure building with a doorman", a source tells the New York Post.
The source adds, "Chace wants to move out to a bachelor pad. He wants privacy and has told his agent to spare no expense in finding the perfect loft."

Could this be related to Westwick's alleged hard partying lifestyle... Recent reports stated that the Gossip Girl hunk frequently shows up to the set late, hungover, and he has allegedly gained alot of weight too.

CHUCK CANT BE FAT!

Hills Update!

Wow, they couldnt have scripted it any better!

We all know that Speidi got married this past weekend... but guess who showed up?

Besides LC....

None other than the queen of all reality bitchiness, Kristen Cavallari.

And guess what?

Kristen caught the bouquet!

CRAZY!

Also, according to numerous sources, LC will NOT return for the next season of the Hills.

Speidi will, as well as Audrina... but not LC

Harry Potter Stars set to be AGED

For the final installment of the harry potter series (which is currently being filmed) there is supposed to be a scene at the end where they are 20 or so years older.

Instead of hiring older actors to play them, they are going to digitally alter the real actors to look older!

SWEET!

Really?

Popular famewhore, Miley Cyrus made a surprise visit to a british school this week.
Why you ask?

To TEACH them on how to become a star...
REALLY?
Can you teach them how to be a GOOD star.
Not only that but she taught them a dance routine for "HOEdown throwdown"


Famewhore...

Gossip Girl comes to life?

Kristen Bell, The voice behind tv's "Gossip Girl" is ready to bring her narrative role to life!

She tells the New York Daily News, "I've pitched (show creator) Josh Schwartz a couple of times for me to be on camera as a waitress or something but he wasn't buying it. But hopefully he'll change his mind in the future!"

I don't know... lets save the guest stars for later on, when they are desperate for ratings...

Jamie Lynn's Baby Daddy in wreck?

Jamie Lynn Spears' personal sperm donor wa admitted ot hospitals last Saturday, after he got into a serious car wreck!

Get well!

Blake Lively, Tranny?

Blake Lively is fraid of her own height!

She tells Allure magazine, "I feel like a tranny (transvestite) a lot of the time. I'm large, they put me in six-inch heels, and I tower over every man - I've got this long hair and lots of clothes and make-up on.
"I just feel really big a lot of the time, and I'm surrounded by a lot of tiny people. I feel like a man sometimes."

Haha... we always knew she was a tranny... she's just too manly looking...

JUST KIDDING!

Lindsay HOhan has a sense of humor...

Lindssay HOhan is in a spoof of herself on funnyordie.com...The media target says in the vid, "Hi, my name's Lindsay and I'm searching for love. I'm recently single, I think, and I'm looking for someone I can spend the rest of my life with - or, at least, the rest of my probation with... I'm an actress, a singer, an entrepreneur, and I have single-handedly kept 90 per cent of all gossip sites in business. I would define my personality as creative, a little bit of a night owl, a workaholic, shopaholic, and according to the state of California, an alcoholic, as well as a threat to all security guards if they work at hotels."

Loves it!

Brad Garrett makes racial slur?

The leader of an Arab Anti-Discrimination group has offered to educate Brad Garrett on different cultures after the actor allegedly made "racial slurs" at a paparazzo.
The Everybody Loves Raymond star was caught on tape shouting at a photographer during a heated argument on Tuesday.
Garrett is apparently unable to understand the snapper, and shouts out that he should be addressed "in English!"
He then begins to point at his head, and is heard instructing the man to "Wear the turban! Wear the turban!"
Now the director of the American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee has called for Garrett to take the time to learn about various ethnicities.
Nawar W. Shora tells RadarOnline.com, "We'd be happy to reach out to Mr Garrett and his crew to help educate him about the Arab/Muslim/Sikh communities. Sinking down to racial and ethnic slurs is very disappointing and highlights the need for a greater understanding.
"There's so many stereotypes there and we’re at a time and place now where we should be past that."

Heidi Montag does good?

We never thought we'd say this...

But Heidi Montag just released a song called "Look How I'm Doing"

and it's good...

damn good!

Very gay dance club...ish.

we loves it, do you?

LC lands a job!

Lauren Conrad (everyones favorite attention whore) has landed a new job, the celebitch will guest star on Fox's Family Guy this May, as herself...

ps, Whitney Port is also making an appearance!

Thoughts???

Paris Update...

Our favorite celebitch/vacation spot, paris hilton has confirmed that a possible Repo! The Genetic Opera trilogy is in the works.

The first sequel would be a prequel to the events in "Opera" and the third would be a sequel...

YAY FOR US!!!

Charlize is pro gay!

Actress Charlize Theron has hit out U.S. gay marriage laws - branding the current regulations "a form of apartheid".
The South African-born star is furious that same-sex unions have not yet been legalised in her adopted country, insisting she will not marry long-term beau Stuart Townsend until the laws are changed.
And the Oscar-winner compares America's rules on same-sex marriages to her native country's past apartheid laws, which segregated whites and non-whites.
She says, "I don't like living in an elitist world, it bothers me. I don't want to be part of an elitist sexual preference. It bothers me, maybe it's because I come from a country where I lived under apartheid but this is a form of apartheid and I don't want to be a part of that.
"My ability to get married is a piece of me that I wish I could give to somebody who it would mean so much to. We should all have the chance. It's just so caveman, I can't believe we're still talking about it."

You go girl... spread da rainbow~

We knew it wouldn't last...

Lindsay Lohan and SaMAN ronson have called it quits.

The two have been publicly fighting and finally they admitted that they are through... for now.

SaMAN and Lindsay said they would love to reunite some day but Lindsay... focus on getting your career back before you focus on samans pussy...

Spears update

She's back bitches!
Unfortunately, Britney has reportedly been spending some "quality time" with Kevin federline backstage during performances on her new Cirus tour...
TRAGEDY!
Kfed ruined you once britney, don't let it happen again

Perez Hilton turns celebrities gay...

Perez is queen of all media.... the blogging celeb has outed several celebs in the past, but is he turning a few gay...

A few days ago it was confirmed that he had made out with John Mayer, because Mayer admitted it himself...

And now, Zac Efron?

Zac has stated several times that he loves Perez...

and this past weekend sent him flowers and champagne to his hotel room with a note that read:

"Love ya Perez, xoxo"

xoxo? that is kinda fabulous...

Wow...

Spiderman just got a little more fabulous...

Allegedy, movie execs are in negotiations to make Spiderman: The Musical...

No, we are not kidding.

I guess they are running out of ideas...

LISTEN!!!

Utada's new cd, is EARgasmic...

LISTEN NOW!!!

Details about Mischa's new show

As you all know, we love Mischa Barton, and she is going to be starring in a new show called "A beautiful Life", which will be produced by Ashton Kutcher.

The show is based off of his early experiences as a model.

It looks like it will be a success if it's from Ashton.

Also, it will be starring some famous faces such as Corbin Bleu, Sara Paxton, and Elle Macpherson.

Nice

Blast from the past

Ok, so we just opened our cd vault and came across this treasure...

Old school britney!

In the Zone is amazing...

Our favorite songs are "Touch of my hand" and "Breathe on me"

They make me climax

Emma Roberts Sex Scene?

Emma Roberts, former Unfabulous star, had to "pretend" to get down and dirty with Maculay Culkin in her new movie "Lymelife".

The COMPLETELY fabulous actress said: "It was kind of awkward and embarrassing. It was kind of an honest first time kind of scene, I guess. I think seeing it onscreen is more awkward actually.
"I saw it when I was with one of my really good friends, one of my best friends who I've known since I was in kindergarten and she couldn't even watch. She was burying her face in my shoulder.
"When we shot it I was thinking, 'This is really embarrassing. I don't know if I can do this. I don't know if I'm ever going to do this again.' But then, when you're actually on the set, you just want to do it in one take and you just want to get it over with. So you just go out there and do it. I think that anticipation is almost worse than the actual scene itself."

We would be embarassed too!

Sex with the kid from Home Alone?

HAHAHA!!!!

Miley Cyrus crying at the Kids Choice awards...

This is so hilarious...

Quote of the Day...

Actress Mischa Barton on March 19th said about her new show, "A Beautiful Life":

"My character is a bitchy model-type character, like it's a totally different character for me."

Yeah, because mischa has never played a beautiful bitch before...

Its ok, we love you....

Kids Choice Winners...

Here is the list of winners from last nights Kids choice awards...
Do you guys agree with the choices?

Favorite Movie - High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Favorite Animated Movie - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Favorite Voice from an Animated Movie - Jack Black (Kung Fu Panda)
Favorite Male Movie Star - Will Smith
Favorite Female Movie Star - Vanessa Hudgens
Favorite TV Show - iCarly
Favorite Reality Show - American Idol
Favorite Cartoon - SpongeBob SquarePants
Favorite TV Actress - Selena Gomez (Wizards of Waverly Place)
Favorite TV Actor - Dylan Sprouse (The Suite Life of Zack and Cody)
Favorite Song - Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) by Beyonce
Favorite Music Group - Jonas Brothers
Favorite Male Singer - Jesse McCartney
Favorite Female Singer - Miley Cyrus
Favorite Male Athlete - Peyton Manning
Favorite Female Athlete - Candace Parker
Big Green Help Award - Leonardo DiCaprio
Favorite Video Game - Guitar Hero World Tour
Favorite Book - Twilight series

Can't wait!!!

I am sooooo excited to see SexFron's new flick, 17 Again.

He is looking fine as hell on the poster... All the Single ladies and gays... put your hands up, head down, and worship this god... lol

Loving you some Khloe?

Wow, you guys REALLY love Khloe Kardashian... she won the poll for "Favorite Kardashian " with 6 of the 7 votes...

It's ok... we love her too.

Monsters Vs. Aliens Dominates...

The new Animated movie, Monsters vs. Aliens DOMINATED at the box office, de-throning last weeks champ "Knowing"...

Thank God,

we hate us some Nicholas Cage...

He's a bastard.

The animated comedy drew in 58.2 million dollars... wow, you guys love some monsters... and aliens...

The movie stars Will Arnett, Reese Witherspoon, Seth Rogan, Hugh Laurie, Rainn Wilson, Stephen Colbert, Keifer Sutherland, Amy Poehler and a ton of other celebs...

Amanda Bynes gets "Canned"

Beautiful/talented actress, Amanda Bynes, has signed on to do a pilot for a new ABC comedy titled "Canned". The plot is about a group of friends who gets fired on the same day...

Bynes will play SaraBeth, a girl from the mid west who gets taken advantage of by her boss...

We don't know when the comedy is set to air, but we can't WAIT!

We love us some Amanda...