Dear Girls and Gays...

You're Welcome.

All the Single Ladies...

Sorry Vanessa...

According to a FEW unreliable sources, our favorite little celebitch, ZacAttack is engaged to the little slut... otherwise known as vanessa hudgens...

however this is NOT true...

Which means one thing...

I still have a chance with ZacAttack.

Octo Mom Shows off the C Section scar...

Well, everyone's favorite attention whore, Octo Mom (or as we lovingly call her, "Octo-Fuck") has been approached to sign a 1 million dollar porn contract...
WHO THE HELL wants to see that C section scar...

* You are going to have to pay the guy who rides her a lot more than 1 million to tap that fat ass...

Remakes Remakes REMAKES!!!

This year is shaping up to contain the SHITTIEST remakes of our time...

Friday the 13th already got remade, as is "The Karate Kid" and "Poltergeist"

Well guess who else jumped on the bandwagon...

Just announced today is a plan to remake "The Neverending Story"

My vote goes to Sean Connery to voice Atreyu....

Seinfeld Returns to Television

It was recently confirmed that Jerry Seinfeld, from tv's Seinfeld will return to th small screen in.... Drum-roll please.....


A show about Hollywood marriages...

Disappointing much?!

Gay Hate?

An asian tv network censored the words "gay" and "lesbian" during their broadcast of the 2009 Academy Awards...

Asian gays were PISSED about this, however...

as they SHOULD BE.

Next they will want to censor gay people entirely....

*enjoy our gay pride angel... shown above...

Seperated at Birth...

At the top we see the pregnant man....

Below that is Dr. Phil...

Aren't those FatAsses just like twins!?

We like PregoMan better...