Sunday, February 7, 2010

Amanda Bynes is crazy... In love?




Recently, Amanda Bynes took to her Twitter, and posted several updates that made it sound like the 23 year old was in love. Sources are speculating that the love interest is hip hop artist Kid Cuddi (sp?)


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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Surprise!!!





Turns out that the wife of former presidential candidate John McCain is a supporter of legalizing gay marriage!

No one is more surprised than I am


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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

New Music




I am extreeeemely ashamed to admit this, but I'm really loving the new Heidi Montag album. The songs are catchy and very club friendly, and it really is the ultimate guilty pleasure. You can buy the whole album on iTunes today.


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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

New to DVD this week




So there are alot of new DVDs out this week. For comedy and horror lovers there Is Jennifers Body, or if you are in a science fiction mood you can pick up the Tim Burton film 9. Also new to DVD is Paranormal Activity and Pandorum.

Our personal fave is Jennifers body

Also if you are a tv lover, "Glee!" is now out, as well as "United States of Tara"

Enjoy!


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Sunday, December 27, 2009

Dear Lesbians...

You are welcome.



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New Britney album?!




According to Britney Spears' team, we could see a new Britney album as soon as May 2010!
According to reports she has recorded several songs for her upcoming album, including one confirmed song "Dirty Girl" with Max Martin, who is responsible for several of Britneys most successful songs ever.
Get excited Britney fans!


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Who hates Lady Gaga?!




Apparently the members of the Westboro Baptist "church" have a problem with the performer. Referring to her as a "slut that God hates", preacher Fred Phelps has decided to go protest her concert in early January... Because she supports "fags".
Ok, I think it's time to introduce the members of this church to a firm bitch slap. Agreed?


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Soooo sorry

Soooo I know lately I have been a total failure as a blogger but I finally have a way to update this silly blog so FEAR NOT! I'm back bitches!!!
As a way to say sorry, enjoy this sexy man below :)


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Thursday, July 9, 2009

A First Look


Here is your first look at the new CW series, The Beautiful Life.
It stars Mischa Barton, Corbin Bleu, Sara Paxton, and Elle Macpherson

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Awww... poor lohan


Lindsay must be kicking herself in the ass right about now.

Apparently, Lohan turned down a starring role in "The Hangover" because she thought the script had "no potential".

That sucks, could have been her comeback, the movie has already grossed over 200 million...

We just have to say, you fucked up big time Lohan...

Oh God...


Ugh, FUCK ME!
Yet another shittay movie "remake" is in the works...
The 1980's police drama TJ Hooker is coming to the big screen.

With a name like TJ Hooker, we think they should ditch the movie idea and just make some high class porn.

I can see it now, Policemen who punish people who violate the law with cockrings and strap ons...

Much, much better idea

Listen to This!!!


We are loving loving LOVING the new song by Johnnyboyxo!

Its called "Im just JB"
By it now on itunes, is UltraFab

New Alice in Wonderland Stills






Here is a look at the new Alice in Wonderland movie....

SRY


I have not been updating as much as we should...
SORRY,
At the moment, I do not have a computer to use, so any chance i get with a computer is dedicated to this site.
I promise more updates more frequently

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Attention Twitter Fans!

You can now follow us on twitter!

Go to:
www.twitter.com/fauxperezhilton

Attention Twitter Fans!

You can now follow us on twitter!

Go to:
www.twitter.com/fauxperezhilton

Jennie Garth: Kinky?


Jennie Garth is very creative when it comes to spicing up her sex life...
The actress and "Dancing with the stars" alum makes her husband bring his work home.

Her husband, who plays Dr. Cullen in the Twilight movies, has to portray his vampire character in the bedroom.


well, we always knew you were kinky Jennie!

Slumdog star pens memoir?


And we thought Miley Cyrus was too young!

As it turns out, Rubina Ali is going to have a memoir about her life in poverty published at the tender age of nine.
We thought it was strange that 16 year old Cyrus had a memoir...

While we do think that Rubina's life makes for a far more interesting memoir, who is next?
Dakota or Elle Fanning?
Abigail Breslin?

The list goes on and on.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

More Jeffree Star Details...


Jeffree star, aka queen of the beautifuls, has been working on a studio album titled "Beauty Killer"...

tracks that will be featured on the album are

"Prisoner"

"size of your boat"

"Louis Vuitton Bodybag"

and several more, including a song about miley cyrus...

The cd is expected to be released mid july, and he wraps up recording for the project in a week...

are you excited?!

Ed Westwick gets a job?


Alleged hard partier, Ed Westwick, of Gossip Girl Fame, is set to be in a remake of the movie and classic novel, "Wuthering Heights".

Let's hope he doesn't fuck it up big time...